you can't bring your dog in here!

actually, yes. yes, you can.

tonight as Mac and I went to have dinner tonight - we had quite the experience.
1. everything was in chinese.
2. no one spoke english.

lo and behold - a Chinese man noticed the bewildered look on our faces and said "No one speaks English here. Can I help you?" Of course you can, dude! :) Basically, we went on to point at his meal, since we had no clue what to even say or get and he ordered for us.
Noodles and pork, white rice, cabbage, beef something or rather, and Shanghai dumplings. Add a huge bottle of beer -- approximately $5. i love this country.

3. a man comes in with no shirt. no shoes, no shirt, no service DOES NOT apply here.
4. his poodle is following him.
5. his poodle sits at the table.
6. his poodle eats his regurgitated food.
7. overall, a good night.

dinner adventures - priceless entertainment.